Hey friends,
A little toilet humor, I hope you can appreciate it ;)
Procrastinating on Twitter,
A slur of coffee to keep me going.
Writing is hard on the shitter,
But it just keeps on flowing.
Not the words I mean,
what did you think?
It’s not poetry that blows off steam,
it’s poo, with lots of stink.
Also, did you know my poo is now the best?
But only after I quit gluten, I can attest.
And now that I’m eating gluten-free,
Other ailments also had a speedy recovery.
For now, I think this is enough toilet humor,
Still, I hope three decades of inflammation won’t give me colon tumor.
Sorry, if this has been too much bodily detail,
Just reply to this with an angry email.
Cheers! 😘
Jibran